Smurfing

The intentions of having sex with a midget covered in blue paint.

You and midget meet.
Midget looks somewhat appealing to you.
You take midget to your place.
You open a can of blue paint and keep it close by.
You and midget have sex in many positions.
Just when midget is not looking, you pour paint over their head.
Midget now looks like a Smurf.
Brag to your friends that you actually went Smurfing!

by ialreadyhaveanamedamnit December 27, 2010

smurfing

smurfing is advanced way of surfing the web...which means that the browsing of web to gain "wisdom" .It's an efficient way of browsing the web :).

smurfing makes me to know the latest knowledge

by anonymoussmurf November 29, 2011

Sharfing

Eating another humans shit.

After a long night of sex, the 2 couples began sharfing.

by Chitown August 30, 2008

smurfing

Social Media surfing. What happens when you start following random interesting topics and links on friends' posts in social media profiles (e.g. Twitter).

I just went in to check my FB messages and ended up smurfing for an hour looking at the drunk-ass party pics my bro posted.

by fandongle September 16, 2009

Smorfing

Smorfing is the action of turning into a smurf. The word comes from the words morph and smurf. It can be used to make fun of someone with blue hair.

Kai died has blue hair, he is smorfing.

by Popcornflakes March 30, 2022

Smoreing

The act of making smores.

I was just about to start smoreing when you called me!

by Maemaemaemaeeam October 18, 2008

Smurfing

To have sex with another organism Smurf style.
Smurf Style

I was smurfing Smurfette last night.

by Mecrobmaster April 23, 2009