shlunk

A moron, a fool or jackass.

"That guy is such a shlunk he couldn't find his ass with both hands..."

by osage December 31, 2007

shink

A session of intense thought while on the shitter.

"Hey Bill, any thoughts on what our bid for the MacGregor contract should be?"

"Chuck, I'm still not sure. Let me take a shink and get back to you."

by Flix January 13, 2009

Shinkuu

An expression stemming out from the popular arcade game "Street Fighter" that is used in conjuction to powering up/aggro'ing before doing something.

Examples:
"Shinkuu... Hadoken!"
"Shinkuu... byah!" (while doing a Dave Chapelle byah gesture)

by 2buniq April 20, 2009

shmink

A small PENIS.

That guy probably has a shmink.

by ihateDAWHEY1234 October 17, 2017

shling shlong

a peen that goes flippity flop

his shlong shlong was bouncing all over the place.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

shinky

cross between a handshake and a pinky swear, usually involves 3 people; one person to handshake, one person to pinky, and the last person who simultaniously does both.

he used a shinky to really earn our trust.

by ashtley June 16, 2007

Shlank

a person who is akwardly tall and skinny.

Aunt: Jimmy! You look like you've had a grow spert. How tall are you now any way?

Nephew: idk like 6'4", but i only weigh like 120lbs

Aunt: Wow i didnt realize shlankishness ran in the family.

by Ko Queefer May 30, 2009