shlagel

someone who is a stupid asshole with no life

your a shlagel

by supercalifragil January 24, 2010

Slarger

Mashup word of Slightly and Larger.

slight·ly (slītˈlē)
adverb
To a small degree or extent; somewhat.
Slenderly; delicately

large (lärj)
adj. larg·er, larg·est
1. Of greater than average size, extent, quantity, or amount; big.
2. Of greater than average scope, breadth, or capacity; comprehensive.
3. Important; significant:

A neutron's subatomic particle mass is slarger than that of a proton.

by le_muse_toujour December 9, 2010

Slarge

the size between small and large clothing.

Hey man toss me that slarge shirt, the small and the large don't fit me.

by austin friend or foe March 6, 2011

shlanger

Someone (usually male) who finds pleasure and security out of watching Gay fury midget porn.

*Woof* *moan* *bang*
john: wtf it that?!
issac: oh don’t worry it’s just Larry, what a shlanger !!

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

Splarge

The foul meaty goo produced when a bird impacts an aeroplane in mid-flight. Also produced in aerospace testing when raw chickens are fired at test aircraft at 500mph out of a cannon.

Ugh - the window is covered in splarge.

by syrtis August 2, 2011

Shlang

to adorn ski masks and attack your friends who are tripping on acid and are deathly afraid of aliens.

...it's shlangin time

by zachary geller August 11, 2010

Shlart

A "wet fart" like when one farts in the shower and its smell permeates the entire shower vicinity resulting in a bathroom which smells like a soapy fart.

"Dude, I shlarted this morning and it was totally rancid!"

by hippieham October 9, 2017