Shiitake Shark

A shark that is so high on shrooms he doesn’t know he’s a shark.

The shiitake shark was so high he didn’t know how to swim

by Sandstorm81 December 6, 2019

shibitch

Used firstly by popular YouTuber BlijahBart, who was scared while playing Saiko No Satoka that he combined the word Shit and Bitch to make Shibitch!

Ahhhh Shibitch! you scared me really bad popping up on me like that!

by BlijahBart September 8, 2022

Shiticide

The act of shitting oneself to get out of work, or any other social situation.

Oh no! Chads paperwork got so out of hand, he committed a shiticide just to go home for the day.

by Fitz606 May 19, 2023

Constructive Shiticism

When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.

Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!

Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.

Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.

by daverdiculous January 26, 2014

Itsuki Shikitani

A hot man from an extremely child friendly anime who wears bra's and ladies underpants and gets fucked by a teacher.

Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy with glasses who wears bra's?
Girl 2:Yes! I love Itsuki Shikitani he's so hot

by SawaraseneiKimiWaShoujoNaNo? September 6, 2021

Oh, shiitake mushrooms.

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Oh, Bummers.

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Gardevoir and Gallade are k__sin_.

by Eren Yeeter December 8, 2020

holy shiite muslim

pronounced (hoe-lee she aight muzz lim)
n. Expression of surprise.

Juanita Doe: I forgot to turn off the stove!
Juan doe: Holy shiite muslim!! Is you serious?

by xtotheizzo August 28, 2008