Fictional device used to reduce the diameter of an extremely large vagina. It involves inserting a complete Smithfield whole cured ham into the cavernous canal, then pulling out the bone, leaving a smaller hole for one to fornicate with and reducing the “hot dog in the hallway” effect.
“Jenny said she’s gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!”
“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”
“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”
by Eddie.d November 17, 2019
Get the Smithfield Shimmug. 30 years ago my uncle Gary forgot to check the hydraulics and got banged by a shim because he ingested too much shim juice.
by Lord Shim April 7, 2025
Get the Shim Juicemug. Meaning a man who dressed up to look like a woman. Two words she and him cut and put together sh-im.
by MrBizo November 18, 2018
Get the Shimmug. by FoxyRoxy April 22, 2005
Get the shimsmug. Busting a bodacious nut while simultaneously excreting bombastic pieces of waste from your anular rectum
by The Shimmer January 15, 2025
Get the Shimmingmug. by no1lkburke December 21, 2014
Get the Shimmug. by Mybollox May 6, 2023
Get the Shimmug.