Alan Shearer Island

The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.

"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"

by Big Jock August 24, 2007

shear

A large penis. Usually belongs to an overdeveloped male of short stature. The uses for a shear include: "shearing", destruction, and scaring of 8th grade girls at Trevor's house.

Dude, did you see that Shear? It was insane!

by Alex Sklar's Twin May 25, 2004

Shajar

a very dark and long and pointy piece of shit, usually hurts while coming out of the crack because its so long and pointy, sometimes even causes rectal bleeding.........usually happens after not shitting for a week.

Dude 1: "Dude my ass is bleeding!!"
Dude 2: "You must have had a Shajar!"

by theurbanbomb May 7, 2010

Shealicious

Shealiciousness - derived from Shealicious

1. This guy Marty often finds himself jonesing for the Shealiciousness of this girl he's crazy about.

2. There's this indescribable Shealiciousness about the way she kisses him.

by Smooth Butt November 2, 2004

Sheala Blummert

The girlfriend of child actor Finn Wolfhard.

Millie: Oh I sure wish I was Sheala Blummert!
Sadie: Yeah, she has the hottest boyfriend alive!

by Briana Grazer June 17, 2018

sheans

slang for short jeans. Used interchangably with jorts. Sheans are worn mostly by little kids, men over 40 and d-bags.

Eww. That guy's sheans speak for themselves.

by Gair-Bear May 25, 2007

Shea

Normally has a colorful mind and shows it through how she colors her hair. Mostly a blonde haired blue eyed girl. A great friend who listens and keeps many secrets. Nobody really knows the real her. She loves deeply and never forgets who has wronged her. She loves her friends like they are her family. She loves dogs and has a great penchant for reading. She loves mythology.

Shea has a big heart.

by Mrs.joker2016 December 19, 2016