Sheeez

When something cool happens or when someone has done something respectable

I got a fresh cut
The boys respond with sheeez

by Bright aimule March 6, 2021

for sheeze

For Sure - in agreement; to confirm

Bree: This coconut's pretty good.

Dylon: For sheeze.

by That One Chick Down The Street January 13, 2008

skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work

Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks

by mr dangling July 21, 2016

k_sheezy09

A fucking PS4 legend. Also known as K or Clutch, once took an entire team in Overwatch as Genji and made them go passive. Has Brawlhalla plays that turn heads. Has a solid 70% chance of stealing yo girl just cuz he don't like yo ass. Funny, Politically incorrect and a natural born leader. Not quite fearless and can be a bitch sometimes. Stays a step up and fucks with people for fun. Charming and cunning and witty and sometimes shitty. Basically invented the phrase "The fact that this shouldn't work is why it'll work." Doing shit so random that the opponent doesn't expect it and pushes your shit into your mouth.

If k_sheezy09 wants you dead, you die.

by ksheezy October 11, 2019

Sheetz

Sheetz is a suck ass gas station/ inconvenient store where you go to lose your fucking mind. Mainly hicks go there to order MTO food for them and the 27 other people in their family. And the teens go there to get their juul pods to be the cool kids in school, kids that are underage also will try to buy tobacco products but their ID is in the car. And travelers from out of state get in line and always forget one thing wile the cashier is ringing them out and run around the store getting 12 more things. Basically a place to go if you want to see what hell will be like.

Person one- hey wanna go to Sheetz?

Person two- nah fuck that Sheetz sucks.

Person three- what’s a Sheetz? I never heard of that.

Person two- good you should keep it that way if you know what’s good for you.

by WildCard89! August 6, 2018

Sheetz

A place where hipster d-bags like to go when they're completely shit faced drunk, and like to ask the quiet stoners what number they have, and insinuate that I'll just talk to you because you're drunk. Often times this will lead to hostility from both ends, but all the while, the stoners just bite their tongue and eat the food, while the drunks ask strangers questions such as "What's the matter, you don't like talking to me?" or "What's the matter, did you just get out of work?". This follows the modest stoners waiting in line for a godam breakfast sandwich and a hashbrown for 45 million years because the rest of the backwards hat ego maniacs ordered 7 course meals and not being grateful that the Sheetz employees are sweating balls and into your food. The stoners leave and never go back there. The drunks look for the stoners to beat them up, but they are gone already so they don't know what else to do because they haven't a life.

Hipster D-bag "What number do you have, brah?!"

Complete stranger to Hipster D-bag "...........you are why I don't come to Sheetz"

by G13 Mcgee April 28, 2009

fo' sheezy y'all

lame phrase that will get you slapped if spoken in a wordhindu templeword.

Monk: Hello. Do you seek spiritual guidance?
Lorraine: Fo' sheezy y'all!
slap!

by sheezmasta March 14, 2003