Spanging

To smack that troll-faced moron from The Ting Tings in the face with a spade.

"I was spanging her for a while until my arms got tired, and now they're both going under my new patio" - twentynine

by twentynine June 29, 2008

lamb shanking

The entry of one's amputee limb into another's anal passage.

An amputee ramming another person up their marmite motorway with their stump. "Fancy a bit of lamb shanking?"

by #angrygrowler May 8, 2014

Megatron Shagging a Labrador

Megatron shagging a labrador is a old saying created by the most intellectual people of the ancient internet. Oxford University have made many studies on this phenomenon, and have failed many times. The true meaning of this great example of history is still a mystery.

Wagwan bruv wanna see megatron shagging a labrador

by Kyhnel April 10, 2019

Shanking

To be nervous over a result of some sort.

Im total shanking here.

Shank my josh man.

by shankingwithexcitement January 27, 2009

shanning

Word used to describe a gay guy who has yet to come out the closet. Guy who pretends to have interest in women to cover his true sexuality.

God, he is so hiding that he is a shanning.

by tearsheal08 June 11, 2006

shagging machine

its an item for when people practice ready to have sex

girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

Sanging

Its where you sing and slang talk

Hay dude i love sanging

by Miranda Frost March 25, 2019