shit shower shave and shampoo

getting yourself ready to go out.

lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?

by blommy May 22, 2005

Apple Shampoo

An underrated Blink-182 song, coming from the album Dude Ranch

"Why is the guitar on Apple Shampoo so good?"

by Atomic Arrow December 21, 2017

Moo Shampoo

The act of purposely or accidentally dropping milk or semen on someone's head.

I said in my face Arnold! Now you've given me a moo shampoo. My hair is ruined.
Sorry honey, i just couldn't control it.

by Steven Stephalonavich August 24, 2021

Pass The Shampoo

1: A saying used when a student wishes that the entire class ignores the teacher.

Random good looking guy coined the term when he found out a girl in his school was using a shampoo bottle to pleasure herself (she told a friend and he was right next to them).

Guy: pass the shampoo!!!!

Teacher: WTF DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!

Class: ................................................

by Big Boi Jamming May 21, 2011

flo's shampoo bottle

i am flos shampoo bottle

BROOO is that flo's shampoo bottle

by hzkthkdyhkdyx August 21, 2021

Shower Shampoo

When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?

Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".

by JaysJob August 20, 2009

Andrew Shampoo

Has an unhealthy obsession with Micah
Has uncontrollable anger issues
Brushes his teeth with water but no toothpaste
Sleeps with sock on.

This is that moment, Nathan new, he Andrew shampood up

by Whipdy doo gimme that boot November 11, 2019