jerk session

When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.

Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."
Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.

Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.
by Dakrisht March 11, 2016
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Toot session

A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.
dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?

dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.
by Alfons Richter April 14, 2008
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mac-session

to flirt or mac, for a period of time
Jan- "i just totally had a mac-session with that guy over there".
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pump session

Lifting weights in a vigorous fashion.
Friend - wanna go hang at the bar
Me - no bro I gotta pump session later
by ThotWalk48 June 28, 2014
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stroke session

When a guy facetimes/skypes/video chats a girl and jerks off too her while she watches and disrobes herself in order to help him blow his load. After he does his finishing move, he usually ends the call without warning and never talks to the girl again.
Hey Paul, I just did a Stroke Session(SS) with Christina last night, too bad she'll never hear from me again.
by DoubleGDowntheStreet November 17, 2014
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rap session

1. a usually informal or unstructured group discussion, attended esp. by people with shared interests, concerns, or problems.

2. people or persons engaging in the creation of rap music. during a session.

3. ice cream or pasta.
Angie and Bridgette were completely engrossed in their rap session during yearbook class, and completely lost track of time.
by marieofcourse March 01, 2008
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geek session

When you and other people laugh non stop after smoking a good amount of weed (typically chronic). It can be triggered by something funny, something random, or something you wouldn't laugh at when sober. Length may vary depending on high but usually lasts a minute or two.
Dude: "Dude, what just happened?

Dude 2: "We just smoked a gram of Maui Wowie and had a 10 minute geek session when Chapelle came on."
by Plain Jane 757 January 11, 2011
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