Seizure Salad

When one person has a seizure and starts a chain reaction. Suddenly, a whole bunch of people end up writhing on the floor together.

Person 1: Oh no! I'm having a seizure!
Person 2: Be carefull, you might start a seizure salad!

by Alexis and Brianna December 3, 2009

shitz

shitz is a pronoun used to refer to a "He-She-It" person
subject pronoun - shitz
object pronoun - shitzem
possessive pronoun - shitzer
absolute possessive pronoun - shitzers
reflexive pronoun - shitzelf

-refers to a person whose name may cause confusion as to the gender of the person

-refers to a person whose physical appearance prevents others from determining correctly or at all the true gender of that person

-refers to a person with whom there is a mismatch between the physical appearance and mannerism (ie. dyke, femfag)

-refers to a person whose gender is undifferentiated since the embryonic stages

-refers to a person whose sexual phenotype (physical appearance) does not match that of what that person's sexual genotype (sex chromosome) should yield

-refers to a person whose sexual genotype (sex chromosome) is not either XX (female) or XY (male) regardless of the resulting sexual phenotype (physical appearance) (ie. X, XXY, XYY, etc)

-refers to a person who possesses gonads or genitals of neither or both genders

-refers to a transgendered person (ie. Thailand's ladyboys)

Pronoun Examples:
Before making a purchase, shitz looks at shitzelf in the mirror to make sure shitzer clothing fits well.
After the purchase, the clothing is shitzers.
Everyone admires shitzem for shitzer fashionable taste.

Look at shitzem, I would love to date shitzem only if I knew shitzer true gender.

by Light24 January 23, 2010

Alka-seltzer

Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"

You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that

she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"

...your welcome

by TheRuralThesaurus1 October 25, 2010

Seizure Pants

Pants usually bought at the store Hot Topic that have bright and distracting patterns or colours on them. Since the pants are so distracting and colourful, they tend to give people seizures. Most pants are neon-coloured and/or will have suspenders. When wearing seizure pants, people WILL look at you.

I bought a pair of seizure pants at Hot Topic yesterday and they have this insane checkerboard pattern on them.

by shelbyrocksfunky January 23, 2009

sitz

Sitz is German for phony, as in Sitzkrieg, meaning phony war. The word came about in the fall and winter of 1939-1940 when there was little fighting. In actuality, Hitler was waiting until spring to resume Blitzkrieg(lightning war).

randall:it's ok meg, i wasn't actually going to jump
random dude:Hey, this guy wasn't gonna jump. He's just a big PHONY! PHONY!!!

by liamofthe------ April 17, 2004

ShitZor

Derived from Shit, as in Holy Shit (OR simply ShitZor)I wanna park my tuck in her garage.

May also be negative.

"ShitZor!, Damn that nigglet is boobtastic"

"ShitZor I just got Capped by that nigglet"

by Pimp Masta J May 23, 2004

shitzle

A turd or excretion of the anus that looks like a pretzel.

The poop formed beautifully in the toilet it was a shitzle

by jstegall July 14, 2007