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coochie scratcher

Your coochie scratcher is scratching the wrong place
by Imaginerful January 12, 2014
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nose scratcher

Facial tissue specifically designed for nasal scratching and booger retrieval. The only way to scratch the inside of your nose without becoming a social pariah.
Dad: Stop picking your nose!
Son: I'm not picking! I'M ITCHING!!!
Dad: Then use a Nose Scratcher!
by Rawb2k January 19, 2021
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African Booty Scratcher

is not someone who scratches his master's ass but more of an asshole. A snitch. A coward.
dang that gurl is such uh african booty scratcher!
by Charles Mckenzie January 31, 2009
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scratcher

A witty, informative and urbane internet forum member, who brings light to dark days and joy to the banal and bored.
Oh great, another 'scratcher' posting to cheeer me up!
by No Expert July 1, 2004
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Scratcher

Adjective: The corporate Dog Fucker at work. You know, the guy who wastes time, fucks up stuff, stands around and scratches himself, and basically makes everyones life harder at work because he hates his job so he's not going to do anything that helps someone else. A very negative term.
That Scratcher Paul is never ready when I go to pick him up in the morning.
by DonnieLee August 6, 2006
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scratchet

Scratchet is a combination of the words "Ratchet" and "scratch". The word originates by means of the leading character role in the popular game franchise "Ratchet and Clank".

Ratchet is a lombax, and being the lombax he is, Ratchet has large, floppy ears. They appear to be yellow with three, brown stripes. More importantly, Ratchet's ears appear to be soft and somewhat of a giddy muse to the touch, much more than the average, furry, game character.

This being the case, it's become an interest of a unsaid number of fanboys to want and scrach Ratchet behind his ears. The idea seems to be somewhat of a childish and immature, yet hight amusing fancy.
school girl giggle"I'd just love to scratchet that Ratchet"/shcool girl giggle
by Ratchet September 9, 2006
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Pork scratching

Rick Waller:
Synonym, each being approximately 60% fat ratio
The Pork Scratchings mother was proud to see her son singing on TV.
by Zoolook May 3, 2004
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