scruffus

noun. An unkempt, thin, matted, or straggly beard on a young man, resulting from deferred grooming, oversleeping, or an overzealous attempt to grow a beard during the early post-pubertal stage of sexual maturity.

"Got quite a scruffus goin' there, don't ya?" (Jeeringly said to a boy whose voice has just changed, by an older male)

by Contrablue April 30, 2009

Scruffaluffagus

When a man is really scruffy to the point where he really needs to shave his face

Jon looked like a scruffaluffagus today; his beard was getting scratchy and unruly.

by D.J. D May 24, 2011

schaffino

Shaffino is a wierd,freaky, amazing last name

John schaffino is so wierd

by Elisabeth gray June 5, 2016

scruffle

Basically a scuffle (a short, confused fight) between dogs. Known as a "scruffle" because dogs often fight / play by grabbing each other's scruff.

"Dude I thought they were playing, then suddenly Emma got serious and got in a scruffle with Pip. I've never seen this happen."

"Shit man; it's all good. Pip is thick, he'll be good."

by MasterRooshi June 21, 2019

Scrafumple Scralooge

An insanely wacky and zany insult that can be used in any way you want, either to convey goofiness, genuine anger, or even extreme offense. It is an insult that anybody can use to express any feeling or attitude at any time.

Person 1: You're such a Scrafumple Scralooge (he was saying you're a bit stupid)
Person 2: Dude, you're actually a Scafumple Scralooge (he was saying you're a fucking idiot)

by JackAttack1U January 26, 2023

cat scruffs

cat scruffs,a old Guatemalan Term use to describe the hair around the cat peins.

I just got a cat,how do I clean up Its dick hair or cat scruffs?

Cat scruff in my mouth How do I get it out??

by thefloper23 January 10, 2014

Charley Schaffner

Super Cute, adorable, loving girlfriend, who always makes me smile, and whoever is her boyfriend is the luckiest person alive

Charley Schaffner is the cutest ever.

by CalebDean May 13, 2016