One who is having sex doggy style, suddenly pulls out his penis, pours some sort of flammable liquid on it typically alcohol, lights it on fire and quickly shoves it in his or her's anal cavity. This is done with extreme cation and usually when the receiver has no idea what is going to happen.
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Most definitely does not mean 'Scottish' when describing people. It is often used to describe liquor, eggs and beef among other things.
Those who call Scottish people 'Scotch' are often corrected with a polite saying-so, or a "Fuck off, you stupid American bastard!", depending on how much Scotch the Scottish person has recently imbibed.
Those who call Scottish people 'Scotch' are often corrected with a polite saying-so, or a "Fuck off, you stupid American bastard!", depending on how much Scotch the Scottish person has recently imbibed.
Stereotypical American - "Hey you're Scotch! Isn't Scotland in England?"
Drunken Scot - "Fuck off, you stupid American bastard!"
Drunken Scot - "Fuck off, you stupid American bastard!"
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Get the scotch mug.A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.
"Can you move over a scootch or two?"
"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"
"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"
"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"
"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"
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Get the Scootch mug.The name assumed by a fat security guard who thinks that sitting in the gatehouse of a pie factory makes him the most important man in the world. He spends most of his working day reading his newspaper and demanding to see the ID of the only people of lower grade than him - the toilet cleaners.
Stop! Who goes there?
None of your fat business. Who the hell are you?
I am the Scotch, the Big Bad Scotch.
Correction. You're a fat ugly nobody with little legs and a gay moustache.
None of your fat business. Who the hell are you?
I am the Scotch, the Big Bad Scotch.
Correction. You're a fat ugly nobody with little legs and a gay moustache.
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That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.
Fucking ugly bitch.
That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.
Fucking ugly bitch.
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