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Scissor Jacks 

Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.

Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.

Terrified of wood !!
1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?

2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!

3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !
Scissor Jacks by Abby Normal December 21, 2022

Scissor Twizzler

A sex game played by two women in which the ends of 3-4 twizzlers are placed in the entrance of each woman's vagina. The two participants must scissor for five minutes, while simultaneously trying to suck in as many twizzlers as possible. The participant that has the least amount of twizzlers inside them at the end of the five minutes must eat the twizzlers.
Ya'll heard what happened to my buddy Erica in the softball dugout last night? Bitch lost a game of Scissor Twizzler, shoulda known better than to challenge that chick Audrey's Gorilla Grip!

scissor-in-laws 

Lesbian sister-in-laws.
Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?
scissor-in-laws by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023

scissor move 

A strange motion in wich two object rub on eachother like when a dolphin and a sea turtle get it on.
Guy 1-WHOOOAAAAAAA!!!!!! check those chics out!

Guy 2-Ja tell me about it, thats a total scissor move!
scissor move by G.90 March 14, 2009

Scissor Misters

Sexual position where two gentlemen slot their legs on either side of each other so that they can grind their penises together or his shaft to the other's sack, whichever the males prefer. They can also choose to graze the other's butthole as a form of pleasuring one another. The male equivalent of a "scissor sister."
Not only do Mike and Sameer sit next to one another at work, but they are also secretly scissor misters.
Scissor Misters by Carrie Underw00d February 27, 2011

scissor dodger 

Usually used as an insult to a male with long hair.
*Metal-Head walks down street*
Chav: Shape of you, ye scissor dodger!