School is a torture chamber within a large facility that is known as a "city". A city exists to trap us within a false society because in reality, we're all imprisoned in asylums from being driven insane by the revelation of something that should have been common knowledge.
Guy 1: Hey where did my brother go?
Guy 2: He was sent to school because he apparently didn't know that people die when they get killed.
Guy 2: He was sent to school because he apparently didn't know that people die when they get killed.
by Xesthan March 11, 2014
Get the Schoolmug. Student 1: Hey Michael, in school today we-
Student 2: stop. busy burning in hell by this whack ass teacher who jacks off to half the kids in this class and lives alone with 12 cats who can barely pay rent and takes his anger out on us.
Student 2: stop. busy burning in hell by this whack ass teacher who jacks off to half the kids in this class and lives alone with 12 cats who can barely pay rent and takes his anger out on us.
by stubbyelm.png September 9, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. by JadaJ December 28, 2015
Get the Schoolmug. Basically ruins your sleep for God knows how many years. It's one of the most hated place on EARTH!
But it's one of the most useful place on Earth too. School is every kids and teens nightmare.
But it's one of the most useful place on Earth too. School is every kids and teens nightmare.
by WTF no I hate school. November 12, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. Possibly the worst thing in the world, it resembles a prison that prevents you from going home until they say. The guards that call themselves ‘teachers’ like to pretend they care about our mental health and learning experience. Parents around the globe have been fooled by these guards that limit children’s freedom.
Child: do I have to go to school? It’s torture!
Mum: don’t make such a fuss
Child: but they assign us stressful homework and then say they care about our wellbeing!
Mum: oh hush, it’s not that bad. We didn’t complain when I was at school
Mum: don’t make such a fuss
Child: but they assign us stressful homework and then say they care about our wellbeing!
Mum: oh hush, it’s not that bad. We didn’t complain when I was at school
by Eevee😚✌️ March 9, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. a place where you spend 15 years of your life gobbling down the whole world.The past,present and the future and finally everything ends up in the toilet bowl.
by einnix January 27, 2004
Get the Schoolmug. by andrewlk September 17, 2006
Get the Schoolmug.