German shnitzel burger

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.

last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest

by roflwafflesnaffle March 19, 2010

shnitzelpix

Substitute for the word "shit" like dammit or fudgicles
I made it up its the new slang word

holy shnitzelpix!!!

oh my shnitzelpix

by THEUNKNOWNperson July 1, 2008

Schniedel

German word for penis.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

fo shnitzel my nizztle

What snoop dawgg would say if he was german

Fo shniztle my nizzle peoplezz

by smartazz January 10, 2005

Schnitzelphobic

somebody who doesn´t like to eat Schnitzel. For reasons unknown those people are most likely vegetarians and have been seen to refuse to taste any kind of Schnitzel.
Also they tend to be better looking than normal people.
intensification: hardcore schnitzelphobic

You are such a Schnitzelphobic

by Lacey Cartman October 2, 2009

Schnitzig

The unfortunate act of sneezing so hard that a bit of poo comes out. and in this moment you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!

The moment you sneezed: you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!

by Bethanias May 16, 2013

schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

by Chris August 28, 2003