A word whose literal meaning is 'neat', it is commonly used to describe a Polish girl with a beautiful and neat vagina that is in absence of disgustingly huge beef curtains.
by PolishLoverGuy May 17, 2011
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My co-worker needs a schmidge of help figuring out what he is doing.
Boss to Subordinate: Please give John a schmidge of help so he doesn't create bigger problems than he already has.
Originator to Co-worker: Bill, I'm somewhat lost, as usual. I could really use a schmidge of help figuring things out.
Boss to Subordinate: Please give John a schmidge of help so he doesn't create bigger problems than he already has.
Originator to Co-worker: Bill, I'm somewhat lost, as usual. I could really use a schmidge of help figuring things out.
by Disgruntled in the Office July 22, 2011
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The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.
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