Schmoogen

When you move something the tiniest tiniest bit

Hey I moved that table just a schmoogen for you!

by BigVeVe March 27, 2024

Schmoogledoink

A combination of the words 'schmoogle' and 'doink'. A gender neutral term for someone that smokes a fat blunt on the regular.

"You see that schmoogledoink over there?" He seems so chill."

by florgdomber June 16, 2024

schmooish

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith

My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!

by Bauxb March 12, 2025