The Schmoits

Group-based, uncontrollable laughter, (sometimes herbally induced), that goes on and on and just when you think it's over, it starts all over again. Often seen on blooper reels.

First guy: Why are all those people rolling around on the ground laughing?
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.

by jcole September 27, 2009

Naked Schmömf

A player of a video game, who's in game avatar has no custom cosmetic items.

Look at that cunt over there! What a naked schmömf.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 16, 2019

scemail

To scan and e-mail. Verb.

Thanks for the invoice, I'll scemail it to my boss.

by jamn99 August 3, 2008

schemo

Any person male or female who partakes in terrorising the public by drinking on street corners, having public sex, stealing clothing from washing lines, troubling public transport.

see ned, jippo, chav, spide etc.

That little wanker liam fitzgerald is a true schemo.

by bumbait September 2, 2006

Scemoth

Scemoth
is a person

who is scene,emo,and goth at the same time.

Sarah is so fucking scemoth cause she reads twilight.

by DavidZafra:) November 2, 2008

scamotz

1. a confectionery mixture made of: one part low grade Mozzarella cheese, one part American cheese and three parts hydrogenated vegetable oil. Found on cheap pizza and other Italian influenced American foods. 2. semen

Maria: I almost choked to death on some scamotz, last night.

Jennifer: The cheap Italian stuff, or the testicle gravy?

Maria: Both, actually.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

SCEMOSEXUAL

Someone who is not only bisexual, but also a scenemo, or emo scene person. Anybody who is scenemo, scene, emo, scemosexual, or otherwise is considered the scourge of the earth and are often considered by the Catholic church to be worse then those who worship Satan. The only people who are worse then emo/scene/scemosexual (it's really all the same thing) are gangsters who are pretty much a disturbed branch of scene themselves.

Pope: I can deal with Satan, electric genital torture, hell, even ritual anal mutilation, but SCEMOSEXUALS? Hell no.

by 10bilPennies November 1, 2009