Dyslexic Scab

Phoenix

Phoenix is a dyslexic scab

by Kai.bloop February 4, 2022

Scab Stealer

A person who cuts the flesh of sleeping people, then later rips the scab off and collects them. Once the scab stealer has collected numerous scabs he/she makes a scab pie.

Look honey, the scab stealer took one of your scabs again.

by devjuhnateok January 28, 2010

Chew Scab

When you get whiskey drunk and pass out with a mouth full of Copenhagen. Then proceed to wake up usually on a friend's chair or couch, with it scabbed to your face and furniture.

Marshall got Indian drunk the other night and chew scabbed himself to my new recliner.

by BadgerAutopsy December 15, 2019

cunt scab

A mean thing to say to someone that i getting on your nerves. Possibly the most disgusting word in the english language.

Disser :Your such a cunt scab.

by James TH April 8, 2007

wank scab

a wank scab is when you masturbate without lotion, and causes a scab of blood on your penis.

i masturbated so hard, i had a wank scab on my penis

by Elysium1234 January 30, 2014

scabbed together

assembled or repaired in a hurried, or half-assed manner. usually results in a repair that is ugly and visible

see scab it together, scab together

do you want me to take my time and do it right, or just scab it together to hold until we leave?

the boss told me not to fuck around with the railing; just scab together something that will hold until we leave the job.

wow, whoever repaired this railing sure scabbed together one ugly pile of monkey spunk.

by dave cole April 14, 2005

anus scabs

waking up with a red and inflamed asshole, bleeding like crazy and driping with seamen, scabs will apear and bleed randomly generally caused by shane O'reilly

(guy1) dude wtf your ass is bleeding

(guy2) yeah i have "anus scabs"

(guy1) omg eww how?

(guy2) shane O'reilly slept over

(guy1) omg what a anal scabber

by captin cum shoot February 18, 2011