satan

1) Ruler of Hell
2) Stops Christians from leaving the faith
3) Threat used by all Christian leaders
4) HAWT

1) When I visit Hell, I'm gonna get Satan's Autograph!
2) If you visit a muslim church Satan will get you!
3) See 2
4) That shiznik is so satan!

by snowe October 21, 2006

Satan

another word for Cocaine

Hey, dealer, is Satan around?

by Jelly November 29, 2003

satan

the christ puncher i.e. satan

the christ puncher rocks

by Pazzy Bee March 11, 2005

For Satan

To do something because you have to.

Person1: Let's drink beer!
Person2: Well ok, for Satan.

by Pour Satane May 30, 2008

satan

Mispelling of the word 'Shaitan'(Shaytan) from the Arabic for adversary. Also the Islamic version of Satan.

Was once know as Lucifer, ''The light of heaven'', in Christian dogma.

''He soon discerns, and weltring by his side
One next himself in power, and next in crime,
Long after known in Palestine, and nam'd
Beelzebub. To whom th' Arch-Enemy,
And thence in Heav'n call'd Satan, with bold words
Breaking the horrid silence thus began.''
-Paradise Lost, Book 1, line 79.

by Edward 'Arsenal' Thornton September 09, 2006

satan

A mythical being invented by religious extremists to scare uneducated louts into fattening their pockets.

Because he feared a being that did not exist, the Klansman gave money to Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell.

by jj_frap October 11, 2003

Satan

Jewish perversion of Pagan deities like Dagda (gaelic), Dionysos (greek), Shiva (hindu) and Enki (sumerian). Used as scapegoat and distraction for all the problems that the anti-life dogmas of Christianity/Islam cause. Even today stupid Americans believe, that he rules their government.
He is really the Lord of Water, Music and Knowledge/Enlightenment and nowhere near beeing evil or a threat to humanity.

Name stolen: Shiva-> Shai'tan-> Satan
Appearance stolen: Cernunnos
Trident stolen: Shiva, Neptune

by vislaetitia August 30, 2011