sassanack

Derogatory term for an English person. Said in anger when they have wronged you or just used generally to describe an english person. The word originates from Scotland and is comonly used with the word Bastard.

Dave you cheating sassanack bastard you have fucking known where that ace was all along. I suppose I shouldn't expect anything else as its in your blood. You lose!

by Alastair S January 10, 2009

sasodei

Sasodei is a Naruto yaoi or shounen-ai pairing. Saso being Sasori, Dei being Deidara.

Sasodei is my OTP!! :D

by Syphilis Virus April 1, 2007

Sassafrassquatch

1. An imaginary creature that’s existence is brought about by partaking in "juicy" mushrooms as verified by JB in "The Pick of Destiny". He’s much like Sasquatch but can talk (with a speech impediment), has the ability to fly, guards shiny diamonds in the misty mountain side, and overall looks like he should shout “Shake-N-bake” at any moment while giving a heart fist bump. He also plays drums, but unfortunately the D just can’t be a power trio. In an epic battle, recounted by the Spiderman song, between Sass and Spiderman, Spidey tries to use his web on him but it can’t hold him because of a Matrix move. During the subsequent the brawl a man becomes memberless, one thing leads to another, and Sas leaves behind something resembling coffee creamer.

2. A large animal that’s often seen lurking around Southern Utah University in select buildings. If you see him approach slowly and offer him a snack, conversation can then be made without too much of a risk of bodily harm.

1. "Stay still, it's F***ing sassafrassquatch. I've been searchin' for him for ten years and now's my chance to capture him. I'm not moving, OH F***!" -JB "Spiderman"

2. Justin: "Quite, there's sassafrassquatch!'

KC: "Wait, I have some jerky. Let's go talk to him."

Justin: "Sasquatch eats jerky, don't you watch TV?"

KC: "They're the same thing!"

Justin: "No they aren't! Sas is like sasquatch but totally

kickass and he prefers Skittles!"

Sas: "Dude, I LOVE Skittles! So what about those

T-birds huh?"

by Sassafrassquatch November 13, 2009

Samsonited

When you totally miss the meaning of something, missed a shot, or were just plain "Way off" when talking about anything. In regards to the dumb and dumber movie when Lloyd says "slippy, slappy, swenson, swanson....check the brief case...Samsonite..i was way off"

"I dont know how you mistakened her for being pregnant...Dudeee you really Samsonited that one.

by dumbanddumber October 17, 2012

sass master

see brian bell or master of sass

brian bell, of Weezer, is the sass master.

by webmaster July 22, 2004

Sassometer

A meter used to measure the amount of sass someone is using.

Your sassometer level is through the roof.

by xforgetdecembuh March 10, 2011

sassolicious

Adjective combining the words sassy and delicious.

Joseph was drawn to the sassolicious minx.

by mapap July 7, 2017