Sandy Handy

Used as a form of negative reinforcement. A hand job where the giver covers their hand in vaseline, followed by dipping the hand in beach sand. This results in massive erosion of the penis.

Marco if you don't clean up your shit, I'm going to give you the roughest sandy handy.

Sandy Handy by 1501 December 5, 2010

sandy tunnel 

When you're getting a blow job on the beach and the person giving head involuntarily puts a sandy finger in the rectum of the person they are blowing.

"Hey, it wasn't cool last night when you gave me that 'sandy tunnel' without asking permission."

sandy tunnel by hmh4820 October 29, 2014

Sandy Dolphin 

While engaging in coitus on the beach or in the desert, the man "pulls out" and sticks his member into the sand, thus having the sand stick to it. He then reinserts it into his partner.

"I was banging Demetrius on the beach and then he stuck his dick in the sand and then back into me! That asshole gave me a sandy dolphin!"

Sandy Dolphin by Sandy Dolphin Giver August 6, 2008

Sandy Vagina 

When somebody is cranky for a reason that does not seem to be sufficiently bad enough to bitch about.

"He got a really sandy vagina over getting a cold."

Sandy Vagina by Mike July 9, 2003

sandy koufax 

Greatest lefty pitcher of all time, played for LA Dodgers in 1960's. career ERA is lower than Snoop Dogg's sperm count.

"Sandy Koufax is the greatest lefty of all time. And he's an honorary member of the Jew-Unit, with Shawn Green and Brad Ausmus!"

sandy koufax by E-Man December 19, 2003

sandy hook 

1. A colloquial name for the 2012 shooting of a Connecticut elementary school of the same name.

2. Also used as a verb to mean "To shoot up this fucking school", and if you hear that kid everyone's mean to say that, run. NOW.

1: Sandy Hook was a very tragic event that sparked a debate about gun control in the US. (Personally, I think the US has really permissive gun control laws, but you have your opinions, I'll have mine)
2. Adam: Okay, that's it! I'm about to sandy hook this fucking school!
Brad: RUN!!!
(*cue screaming, chopper shots*)

(*silence*)

sandy hook by theweirdogirlwithaspergers August 22, 2016

sandy handle 

Used to describe the condition of the male phallus after using it to dig post holes or, more commonly, after spending time at the beach.

Dude! I totally pushed her stool in with my sandy handle yesterday!

sandy handle by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014