Boner snoring

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time

Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed

by Punkazilla April 17, 2015

hate snoring

When your significant other goes to bed mad at you and snores as loud as possible to keep you up.

His hate snoring kept me up all night! As if arguing before bed wasn't enough, that fucker proved he could annoy me and Piss me off even while sleeping!

by Mstebby99 August 10, 2017

Ti santorini

Modern way to say send nudes in Haiti
Timoun 2000 yo pan nan rans

Malfwendeng 1 : fe challenge ti santorini an non
Malfwendeng 2: oh oh xi gason

by A shy water demon November 21, 2021

computer sanding

aggressively r-ping someone while watching sand asmr.

Dude 1: Hey what are you doing?

Dude 2: computer sanding.

by LemmaDonna July 12, 2023

Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

The angry Snoring bagpipe

Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.

... your the angry snoring bagpipe

by Gatchabitch March 9, 2021

lexie reid-standring

the definition of the sexiest woman alive!!!!!!!!! the closest the world has ever seen to perfection and is utterly jawdropping in every move she makes and every sentence that flows effortlessly from her mouth

stranger: have you seen her? she is beautiful
me: yes that is lexie reid-standring

by mr whalley the great December 22, 2024