Retro Salsa

Another way of saying "funky fresh."

Her shoes were totally retro salsa.

by charstar47 February 3, 2010

salsa dick

The condition of one's penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

I just fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period. I've got a major case of salsa dick.

by Fingertooth January 3, 2016

Lil Salsa

A boy who fiends for the loving touch of the one they call Jessica. Many call him dad, but all he wants is to be called daddy. His alter egos consist of Swamp-Donk King and a gambling addicted smeagol-like creature on Sundays. Recently has been herbivorous but, do not enrage him he can very easily become carnivorous when cornered. His main fighting style is the art of the "Sucker Punch", which he has proved to be super effective. :)

Bro did you see Lil Salsa last night?
-Yea dude he sucker punched the shit out of Sam.
ROTFL, classic Salsa!
-YEEEEEETT

by BLYETH February 4, 2020

White salsa

That whipped cream stuff you put on things after doing the sexual

John hit me with some really nice white salsa last night

by TheMonsterMash April 26, 2017

Chunky Salsa

When you have an intimate session with a girl on her period and her infected discharge also known as the term “Chunky Salsa” gets in the way

omg ryan my chunky salsa is leaking everywhere today..

Ryan: that sounds like a personal problem babe

by SlyYyYyy September 1, 2020

salsa scab

Dried salsa on your t-shirt from the night before

I woke up hungover this morning and didn't realize I had to pick off my salsa scab until I arrived at work.

by 1Munkie1 August 23, 2015

salsa knuckle

When you fingerbang a Hispanic woman on her period.

That girl gave me some nasty salsa knuckle!

by Rankin File June 5, 2018