Stretch Armstrong

1, slang: When you stretch either your arms, legs or both to get something and succeed, unless you get Vac-Manned.
2, toy: A rubber and syrup toy with a plastic head. He used to have actual clothes but HASBRO CHANGED TO FRIKIN PAINTED-ON! WHY!

1: Why did you Stretch Armstrong when I was going to?
2: Stretch Armstrong is a cool toy when you don't break it.

by Yoghurt With Sprinkles May 1, 2020

Ceaser Stretching

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.

Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.

by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017

stretching money

Wasting money that you don't have.

Making it seem you are rich, but in reality you don't have much moeny

Yo Foolytoad, stop stretching money fool. We know your ass is broke.

by JesterNorth July 23, 2017

drama stretch

While, in the middle of exercising (usually jogging), when one decides to suddenly start stretching to make a spectacle of themselves. This mostly occurs in crowded areas so that others are forced to watch, or in a severe case, dodge the stretcher if they happen to be blocking a sidewalk or trail. The drama stretcher will appear to be in some other world oblivious to onlookers, but they are quite aware of the attention.

I can’t believe how many drama stretchers are in this park. Does anyone actually do any running around here?

Damn, I almost hit that drama stretcher with my bike. Don’t these people look before they stretch and take up the whole trail.

by DC Derailleurs May 6, 2021

Stretched Tires

Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.

My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.

by KTeacherK June 15, 2021

Wall Stretch

The act of attaching a dildo to a wall. Peferably 15 inches in length or more. Then using it to widen your anus or vagina whilst your legs are spread eagle.

I wall stretched with your dad yestarday.

by MetalDanMaster 69 March 11, 2017

velvet stretch

Where you stretch your ballsack so far out that the ball hairs are evenly distributed so it feels like a piece of velvet when you run it between your thumb and forefinger.

My sister gave me a velvet stretch.

by yjrjhet May 23, 2006