Stoned

a time when you come up with the funniest quotes in the world and your a fucking genious but dont remember any of it in the morning...

See the movie Blow w/ Johnny Depp.

by DW April 4, 2004

stoned

The ultimate state of mind.

Scooby Doo is an awesome show when you're stoned.

by SuperSonicX June 10, 2005

The Pinch Who Stole Christmas

A person that promises to get you a sack of weed but extracts an exorbitant "toll" or delivery tax (aka sack tax) without your express permission, by pinching choice buds out and leaving you with sadness. This tax can be upwards of a third of your sack. They've also been known to cover up ther handywork, by putting stems, sticks or pebbles in your sack to accomodate for the lost weight.

This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.

Gregg: Dude look at this paltry sack Geoff R. just brought over.

Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?

Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.

Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas

by BigBlackBlick October 26, 2010

ham stoned

Hammered stoned. The highest you can possibly get without puking and passing out, otherwise known as being vamped.

We passed around 3 blunts of sour diesel and were totally ham stoned for the rest of the day.

by Ja-ba-la-ha January 13, 2010

Soledo

Short duration solo or group performance or 'serenade' for entertainment and sometimes humorous purposes. A crowd pleaser to provide enjoyment to patrons of an establishment or played by an individual to create a romantic overtone or relaxed mood.

i'll be happy if i can just go home, play my girl a quick soledo before bed and try to get some sleep.

by Mike Pasagio November 15, 2007

Stonededness

(n)-The state of mind of being high as balls

Dude i smoked some killer piff and got lifted to a whole new state of stonededness...

Amy Winehouse is a British singer known for her constant state of stondedness

by jeterman1 January 23, 2010

Stonedoubt syndrome

The phenomena of when you're stoned and can't decide if e.g a selfie you just took looks fine as hell or it just appears to you so, because you're high. Therefore you doubt everything you experience: if wether a thing or situation is just as it is because you're baked or it is objectively normal.

OP: Is this urban dictionary post total bullshit or a totally normal and nice thing to define and share with other people? Damn, caught myself in 4k in the stonedoubt syndrome!

by stonepac April 3, 2022