steal a mirror

First used by Kurt Vonnegut's character Trout in the novel, Breakfast of Champions. It means to take a leak.

Hey, I'll be right back. I have to go steal a mirror.

by j0hnb0n April 18, 2007

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Stealing Second

Hitting on a girl and grabbing her boobs before you kiss her.

Stealing Second -

Dude I totally stole second with Kate last night!

by Mr. Groper January 18, 2015

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Grabbing the public's attention, similar in derivation to stealing the spotlight as the old technology of super-heating limestone with an oxyhydrogen flame was used in theatrical spotlights before the widespread use of electricity.

The Indians and Red Sox were in a heated battle for the pennant but instead we watched George Steinbrenner steal the limelight for the Yankees with his offer of a one-year manager's contract to Joe Torre that same day.

by Thomas A. Hennigan, Ph.D. November 4, 2007

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Stealing Wishes

the act of taking coins from a fountain

person 1: *takes 4 quarters from fountain*
person 2: Hey! Stop stealing wishes!
person 1: I didn't steal anything.
person 2: Yeah you did. Someone wished on that coin and now you took the coin so you stole it and the wish is in it so you stole the wish.
person 1: huh?
person 2: *takes quarters* Just leave the wishes in there! *throws quarters back in*
person 1: Hey!

by freakazoid2222242 December 22, 2010

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sexual steal

In sex, when you go from 1st base to 2nd base, 2nd base to 3rd base, or 3rd base to home.

I made a sexual steal attempt from kiss to breasts.

by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018

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Steal The Cake

A game in which two buddies in a social setting set out to steal the female half of an already established couple, unbeknownst to the male half of said couple. Usually resulting in an altercation.

Hey dude, see that couple over there, I dare you to "steal the cake"

by Oythatsbig June 6, 2021

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