Sperm whale

A whale who recently had sex and is currently completely filled with sperm from the other whale.
Look mommy, there's a sperm whale over there.
by Soptactic January 24, 2015
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Sperm Shepard

A female who is notorious for having sex w/o protection, often displayed by on the number of children sucking on her tits. The number of children she totes.
by Collective minds of man December 30, 2008
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sperm receptacle

A female whose only meaningful function is performed on her back with her legs in the air. Or bent over the kitchen table. Or up against the wall. You get the idea.
Joe got engaged to Mary despite her position as the town's bullgoose sperm receptacle.
by Ubiq1 August 25, 2011
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sperm burper

An individual that sucks dick. More so one that swallows the ejaculate.
After going down on 10 guys one after another, she was a real sperm burper.
by krunchie December 03, 2003
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sperm target

A tattoo, found on the small of a chick's back, which can be used as an ejaculation target. In the doggy position, the tattoo tends to collect jizz if you pull out.
Boy, look at the sperm target on that hoe's back. I'd like to hit it with me jizz.
by jeffjeff February 07, 2006
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sperm donor

I disowned my father so now I call him the "sperm donor".
by anon July 30, 2004
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sperm dodger

A woman who despises a man semen. She normally does not have a problem with sex however, when the guys about to come she will avoid any and all contact with the semen.
Sally gives great head, but when I was ready to come she jumped off the couch. That bitch is a major sperm dodger!
by Loadman2007 August 11, 2007
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