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Swiper no swiping

What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to swiping on Tinder to the point that he/she neglects their social group (or any social interaction for that matter). The phrase is announced every time your friend opens/uses Tinder, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and puts their phone down.
Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...

Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020
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snipping Bungle's finger

Phrase To prematurely cease fecal evacuation by voluntary sphincter contraction.

Derivation: From the friendly "Bear" character in the 80's hit British kid's TV show "Rainbow".
The door bell rang, so I had to snip Bungle's finger and wipe as I sprinted to answer it.
by Diddly January 27, 2004
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Sniking

The Act of biking in or around snowy places. Commonly Practiced in Minnesota. (Especially in Elk River) The concept is very simple: You bike as fast as you can into a snowbank and see how far one can fly. If you become very good you can try to do tricks such as frontflips and spins.
John " Hey man wanna go Sniking?"
Jim " Hell yeah man i love Sniking"
John " Yeah and its like 15 degrees today we wont even be cold"
Jim "OOFTA you betchya"
by T-swags February 23, 2011
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swiping the v card

Taking a girl's virginity
"Yeah, he's gonna swipe her v card."
by Tristan Schofield April 30, 2004
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Credit Card Swiping

When you take your hand and swish it upward (or downward) someone's ass crack to cause them to jump. In a credit card swiping motion.
"Dude you just credit card swiped my ass! Not Cool!"
by Swanksterama November 3, 2003
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swiper no swiping

the most retarded command ever. im sure most of you have already watched dora the exlorer so you know who the fox is. dora simply asks swiper nicely to stop whatever he is doing. which is total BS cuz that is swipers job!! like dora, i dont tell you to stop walking around on your giant acid trip!! like wtf?? *sigh* anyway,
kids, do not think this works in everyday life. if you ask a bad doer to stop what they are doing, chances are, it isnt going to work.
situation where "swiper no swiping" would not work

pedofile: come here little girl. im gonna give you what you need.

helpless girl: oh crap what do i do? oh thats right! dora taught me. raper no raping!!!

pedo: wtf? oh well. *procceds to rape*
by gahhhhhwtf August 20, 2010
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doom swiping

Swiping through tinder for an extended period of time and getting no matches as your hope and dignity slowly dwindles away
I drank too many white claws last night and started doom swiping
by Rjh3 February 5, 2021
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