by BershamBackdoor October 29, 2012
Get the Sloan mug.public school poser girl who is usually an obnoxious alchoholic little twit, quite orange, deliberately has bad roots, hugely backcombed locks, parts her hair so far over to one side that her parting is by her ear. only ever wears:
1. jack wills tracksuit bottoms, usually with big holes in. the grottier the better; ralph lauren (or other designer) shirt, usually pristine; big fat leather belt, again quite grotty; a HUGE set of faux pearls or a lovely ornate necklace. like wearing that one neclace can make the rest of the grotty outfit look beautiful. ugg boots.
2. skinny jeans with a jack wills hoody and a BIG pashmina and BIG sunglasses (optional). really old pumps.
3. any combination of these. sloaneys also sport manky old cardigans, polo shirts, occasionally they wear a sequinned elastic headband across their forehead, which akes their forehead itch and look really sore, but hey, thats how they like it.
1. jack wills tracksuit bottoms, usually with big holes in. the grottier the better; ralph lauren (or other designer) shirt, usually pristine; big fat leather belt, again quite grotty; a HUGE set of faux pearls or a lovely ornate necklace. like wearing that one neclace can make the rest of the grotty outfit look beautiful. ugg boots.
2. skinny jeans with a jack wills hoody and a BIG pashmina and BIG sunglasses (optional). really old pumps.
3. any combination of these. sloaneys also sport manky old cardigans, polo shirts, occasionally they wear a sequinned elastic headband across their forehead, which akes their forehead itch and look really sore, but hey, thats how they like it.
(conversation between two sloaneys)
A ooh, i have that exact JW hoody in brown!
B i have in brown too, no way! i also have it in navy, its such a shame they only have two designs in three colours each.
A actually, i have all of them then, now that you say that! oh my god!
B so anyway, do you want to go to the toilets, i think my hair is losing volume, i need to backcomb it some more.
A yeaaah, same, by the way, i LOVE your uggs. i mean, i have some in hazel, i've got the ivory pair and i have them in chocolate, but that is SUCH a nice shade of tan!
B i know, right, daddy got them imported for me, they were only £150 a pair, so i got four! how great is that?! listen, lets go to stammy this evening, i mean, we SO havent been there in like, three days.
A oh my god!! what a great idea! we can get totally wasted, that sounds fit.
A ooh, i have that exact JW hoody in brown!
B i have in brown too, no way! i also have it in navy, its such a shame they only have two designs in three colours each.
A actually, i have all of them then, now that you say that! oh my god!
B so anyway, do you want to go to the toilets, i think my hair is losing volume, i need to backcomb it some more.
A yeaaah, same, by the way, i LOVE your uggs. i mean, i have some in hazel, i've got the ivory pair and i have them in chocolate, but that is SUCH a nice shade of tan!
B i know, right, daddy got them imported for me, they were only £150 a pair, so i got four! how great is that?! listen, lets go to stammy this evening, i mean, we SO havent been there in like, three days.
A oh my god!! what a great idea! we can get totally wasted, that sounds fit.
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girls between the ages of 16-19 that are excessively overweight and have bipedal displacement issues, and waddle or spin/turn as they step. but in order to be slarge the girl must be exceedingly obnoxious and annoyingly outspoken. match that with the ignorance and disrespect to sit and wreck peoples couches or chairs or any other thing that their obesity would destroy.
the slarge's total being is so far gone that it affects the shape of sound they form in words, much like the sound of gigantic tubes flayling about with the wind almost whistling through
girls between the ages of 16-19 that are excessively overweight and have bipedal displacement issues, and waddle or spin/turn as they step. but in order to be slarge the girl must be exceedingly obnoxious and annoyingly outspoken. match that with the ignorance and disrespect to sit and wreck peoples couches or chairs or any other thing that their obesity would destroy.
the slarge's total being is so far gone that it affects the shape of sound they form in words, much like the sound of gigantic tubes flayling about with the wind almost whistling through
'SLARGE'
'oooohhh(any obese related stretch or mutation of words, jumbled sentence or sound)'
'oh man, i think slarge is coming, dont let her see us'
'oooohhh(any obese related stretch or mutation of words, jumbled sentence or sound)'
'oh man, i think slarge is coming, dont let her see us'
by Dominic St. Pierre December 7, 2006
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hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.
hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.
by delaney April 18, 2005
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