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Slit Flange

When a man and/or a woman has a color of beard that differs from the color of the hair on top of their head, and when their pubes are a different color than their beard and hair. They are not a doupo, for a doupo's pubes could be the same color as their beard or hair. Whereas a doupo usually brings good luck, a slit flange tends to bring bad luck. They are very rare and even if you see one, it's near impossible to know if they are a true slit flange, because they are probably wearing pants. If possible they are best to avoid.
"That man over there looks like he could be a slit flange. I can't tell though, because I can't see his pubes."
"I wouldn't even look at him, just in case he is."
by Solarman May 29, 2014
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slit stick

Any sort of phallic object intended for insertion into the vagina.
Hey Sheila, have you seen my slit stick? Haven't cleaned that shit in days and a girl needs to climax.
by goldenkranzisreallysanta September 24, 2016
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Nut-slit

"I wish I had a Nut-slit as it's too hot right now*

Or

" Come play in my Nut-slit"
by Chalet super spreader March 13, 2020
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Crouton Slit

Woman who has had a bad case of thrush for so long without seeking any medical attention.
I heard she had a Crouton Slit. Oh thats sick!
by Demonshock February 21, 2009
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slit brisket

Jamal was licking something greasy that tasted like chicken and Tyrone said damn cuz how's dat slit brisket
by Girth Brooks 420 September 5, 2018
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quief slit

Quief Slit, N.

1.) A slit through which a woman quiefs; slang or vulgar term for a leaky vagina.

2.) A term of endearment that can be used to call your friends.

*Not to be confused with the often over used term piss slit.

*Works well when you use the word fucking right before it to add emphasis.
"Hey dude, look at that hot fat chick!"
"Are you serious bro?? OMG! Take off your boner goggles I bet she has a quief slit as long as my arm!"

"Ya I have Curtis in my Science class next period, he is a huge douche."
"I agree man he is a douche, not to mention a total fucking quief slit! Come on Mike its puff puff pass, not puff puff puff puff pass. Now your being a quief slit too, fucking ass pirate!"
by TotalJerk October 26, 2012
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fizzy in the slit

When a female is sexually aroused and excretes lubrication in the vaginal area.
He's body was so hot, l got fizzy in the slit.
by Sarsypants May 18, 2018
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