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Pastry Smasher

Pastry smasher is a slang term for a lesbian or bisexual woman, referring to sex in which a woman's pastry (vagina) is 'smashed'.
"Well what can I say I'm just a pastry smasher."
by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017
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poon smasher

when you and your bird are going at it mad time hard and it starts to hurt her
yeah josh is a little poon smasher , I got told her hurt lucy
by rape=good_health_care November 29, 2017
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Kentucky Splasher

The Kentucky Splasher a.k.a. the "Baton Rouge Bidet" is a personal hygiene technique wherein an individual finishes a bowel movement and promptly reaches their hand through their legs into the toilet bowl and with a cupped hand, splashes water onto their asshole to spruce it up with a clean finish.
Austin had wings for dinner and promptly rushed to the restroom. Unbeknownst to him he was out of toilet paper. Luckily, he was able to perform the old Kentucky Splasher and felt as good as new.
by PopeZig February 19, 2021
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slusherbait

an older guy going to very young girls. similer to jail bait but with slushies.
yo jake shes like 13 dude get off that slusherbait game
by chrislandry April 20, 2013
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Booty Splasher

when you poop in the toilet and the impact of the poop hitting the water forces water to wet your botox
"Man that was a big one my ass is soaked"
by Alex P December 7, 2004
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Cunt Smasher

A phrase used to express anger and frustration.

Also describes a guy who enjoys rough sex.
Fuck, I can't find my keys, "Cunt Smasher!"

Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.
by the_lovely_little_tooth_fairy November 20, 2010
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Smasher

N.
1. A person who plays any of the three Super Smash Bros. games non-competitively or competitively

Sub variations: Brawler (for SSBB,) Meleer (for SSBM,and 64er (for Smash 64)

2. A member of Smash World Forums, AllisBrawl, or related smash based forums.

3. A collective term for someone who is a competitive smasher
A. The Author writing this is a smasher as he is a member of Smash World Forums
B. Hey look, that guy is playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl. That guy is a Brawler
C. Isai is a Smasher as he has won around 25,000 dolllars from playing Super Smash Bros. and SSBM
by SomeRandomSmasher January 9, 2012
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