Single Married Woman

A woman who is married, but her husband is never home having his own hobbies etc. They meet late night in their bedroom and maybe have sex if he is lucky. She is free to hang with her own friends and do her own hobbies. Basically, married but living single.

Someone asks: are you married? No, I'm a single married woman.

by A single married woman July 4, 2017

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single serving friend

A person you hold a conversation with while waiting in a public place, odds are you will never see this person again. You can make single serving friends while in line, on public transportation, at the movies, at amusement parks etc...

Don't let Kendra talk to strangers at Walmart, she attracts the weirdest single serving friends.

While at the movies, I made the coolest single serving friend, he was an author and could ride a unicycle.

by Ayelura October 20, 2011

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single single

Noun. A person who is not married and unattached.

Is the guy you are dating single or single single? He's not married and not seeing anyone else so he's single single. If he is just single then he is not married but still seeing other people.

by magbot2014 March 27, 2014

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single player sex

Masturbation

Did you know masturbation is just single player sex?

by The_Pig January 12, 2019

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Single Shaming

making middle age adults who have chosen to remain single feel like freaks.

A: Apparently, Sarah never brought a date to family functions and her aunts always gave her shit for it.
B: Ugh, Sarah's aunts are always single shaming her!

by the cartune man October 6, 2016

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