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Bart Simpson

A boy who is in the fourth grade that attends Springfield Elementary on The Simpsons sitcom. His famous catch phrases are "Get bent","Eat my shorts", and "Ayy Caramba". Bart has been described by his sister as the devil's cabana boy. His hobbies are skateboarding,reading Radioactive Man Comics, and causing all types of fukin mischievous havoc on anyone he feels like.
Bart: Owwww! My bones are so brittle!, but I always drink plenty of Malk?
Milkcarton reads: With Vitamin R
by ASESSIno April 25, 2004
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Old simpson place

A term for farms that have a a soil PH of 9.6 when they need a 7-8 max.
Heh! You're not gonna grow nothing on the Old Simpson Place! That's why ya daddy abandoned it!
by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020
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Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.
"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos
by G-Union February 24, 2004
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Simp7

The word simp7 or simp seven is from the famous Chinese anime call Scissor Seven he got the name by fans on how he act or interact when he sees a female he’s attracted to but mostly around Plum Blossom Thirteen
Woah seven really went from pimp7 to simp7
by SarahGD November 15, 2021
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college simp

Someone who does extracurricular activities or runs for leadership positions for the sole purpose of embellishing his/her college application. His/her disingenuous intent is usually obvious as they have no true passion for their activities. This term derives from the term simp; but instead of pleasing girls, college simps seek to please and gain the favor of colleges.
John: Do you know why Michael is running for class president?
Paul: Michael is a huge college simp – he would do anything to get into Yale.

Although he says he created the non-profit because he is concerned about animal rights, it's obvious that he is college simping.
by collegesimp June 28, 2020
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Draco Simp

Someone who simps for Draco Malfoy way too much.
"hey I heard you like Draco Malfoy!"
"Yea I'm a Draco Simp."
by anonymous December 16, 2020
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Female Simp

A female simp is a woman who does too much for the man she likes and is overly nice to him, in hopes of getting him to like her back.
Why am I such a female simp?
by Monochromatica October 31, 2021
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