Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.

"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."

by King Kweh September 10, 2005

Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

Simian Infernus

Scientific name (in binomial nomenclature) for the Thermomonkey.

The Thermomonkey, simian infernus, is a flying, flaming monkey.

by Simian Infernus July 17, 2009

Simi

A heart-warming individual who elegantly displays large amounts of comfort and adoration to those around her. Comfortable to be around as well as easy to communicate with containing similar attributes to that of a goddess. Includes flawless features, immaculate personality and an everlasting beautiful soul. In other words, Simi = perfection.

Happy Valentines Day Simi

by mybobolosh February 14, 2022

Simcoe

AKA skidcoe, trashiest place you’ll ever see. meth and fent everywhere. Nothing worse then SCS in the world, drug hotspot. toonie lady always gonna find you. Stay away at all costs

CC ”yo do you wanna go see simcoe?“
Kyle ”Nah i don’t wanna be shot, laced, or miserable today”

by Ek.2.trappedout September 26, 2022

simchun

Used to describe extremely short and white individuals, characterised by an unexplanable sexual attraction to horny old caucasian men.Typically, a "simchun", also known as a "horny smurf", acts very queer and homosexual and speaks very weirdly under stress,but under this veneer lies a typically pre-pubescent young man with raging hormones wanting to put his typically bald phallus up various female's buttocks.

Don't be a simchun and leer at pigs.

by wankingprincess. May 13, 2006

Sicilian Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

He didn't seem to appreciate the Sicilian Bowtie that I had given him, as he stood squirting blood from his troat all over the walls.

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 3, 2006