The most painful sex position ever conceived. You begin with anal sex lubricated by gasoline, then when both you and your partner are almost at the climax you drop a match on your gas-covered genitals lighting them ablaze. this is what known as the 'Flaming Monkey'.
Jon and Amy died last night.
What? How?
Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...
Wait... what?
Nothing...
What? How?
Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...
Wait... what?
Nothing...
by boomrobot9003 October 28, 2010
A rare breed of monkey that is born on fire. They live for 15 minutes; in which time they live fulfilled lives (get degrees, have children...And on occasion, rewrite the collective works of Shakespeare). Always found in large groups.
They make excellent lobby groups.
Often found when induced chemically.
They make excellent lobby groups.
Often found when induced chemically.
oh my god, its the flaming monkeys, they burn, they burn! they burn so good!
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Flaming Monkeys for Congress. Vote Crisp'n' Today.
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Flaming Monkeys for Congress. Vote Crisp'n' Today.
by zZah May 26, 2003
by Colin Ma December 16, 2006
Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.
Anne: Who is Jerry?
Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!
Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.
Anne: Who is Jerry?
Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!
Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.
by RedDan69 March 12, 2011
Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.
Ex...Male 1: Oh fuck dude I have the worst flaming ass monkeys from that taco place ever.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.
by Kayleb July 25, 2005
Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'
A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.
A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.
Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"
You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"
Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."
You: "Argh!"
You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"
Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."
You: "Argh!"
by Hyn May September 27, 2010