Shitdickulous

Not to be confused with Shitdiculous, this word means something so fantastically amazing that it makes you shit all over your dick.

Yes.

Fred: Ah, fuck, its so messy!

Steve: What happened!?

Fred: Nothing, its just Matt is so shitdickulous. I need to clean this up.

by Sarcastic Banana March 29, 2009

shitsickle

1. Frozen shit on a pop sickle stick.

2. A dick with shit covered in shit.

1. May I have a bite of your shitsickle?

2. After they had anal sex, he got a shitsickle

by funnydefinition March 30, 2011

Shirtdicking

Walking around wearing only a shirt with your dick hanging out and a massive erection.

I went over to his house and he was shirtdicking in the living room.

dick shirtless wood erection naked

by Hudway May 11, 2018

shit dick

verb, shit dicking, shit dicked

1. the act of defecating on an individual's penis during the course of anal penetration.

2. a turn of phrase used to attribute a more dominant role, rather than a submissive role, for the individual being penetrated during anal sex.

1. This drunk bitch got sick and shit dicked me while I was fucking her in the ass.

2. When I was in prison I shit dicked a whole bunch of skin-heads and gang members.

by bikeboy3d2 November 14, 2010

shitlicker

A sycophantic follower of another's feelings or leanings, irrespective of their own opinons. Probably gay. Defintely sadistic and cruel, but weak.

"Oh yes, you're defintely right there John, you're the best" (shitlicker)

by james November 15, 2003

fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 5, 2003

shindick

referred to when your kicked in the balls by an erect shin!

ouch!!! (term used when shindicked)

by Cucneemblehhh July 7, 2009