turkish shampoo

when a girl/guy is giving you head, you piss all over their head.

while my girlfriend gave me oral, i decided to give her some turkish shampoo

by eug-unit May 26, 2005

Peruvian Shampoo

the act of "sperminating" heavily during the night and "gunking" ur girlfriend's hair

"my girl woke up with a Peruvian Shampoo the other day, it has taken her a week and a half to clean it out"

by Iron Deficient Jack August 19, 2008

Shampooing The Gorilla

When a man ejaculates on his pubic hair, proceeds to rub it in pretty well, then applies hair removing shampoo to his pubic hair area to remove it all. Then takes the wad of semen-pubic hair-shampoo glob, and then freezes it, allowing it to turn into a hard solid. Then after freezing takes it and throws it at an old person. Like a gorilla throwing a turd.

That elderly couple wasn't ready for him after he was finished Shampooing The Gorilla.

by The Curious George March 19, 2014

salem shampoo

a sexual act in which one flexible man fellates himself, and retains the semen expelled from his penis in his mouth, before spitting it into the hair of his partner (usually another man).

so he said he was going to show me a neat trick, and then he gave me a salem shampoo.

by Boss Haole April 7, 2008

Timolee Shampoo

A sex position when the male rubs his crap in his partners hair then lights it on fire. Then puts it out with his jizz

What George Burns did to Hillier Clinton, Timolee Shampoo

by Pablo Ortiz April 5, 2010

Laundry Shampoo

Laundry detergent

Tide is a type of Laundry Shampoo

by JaZie April 24, 2010

Shampoo Dick

When you nut the shampoo out of your dick, that you used instead of lube.causes rare skin diseases and dick falling

Timothy died this morning after diagnosed with Shampoo dick.

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 May 14, 2019