Schoonover

when a hockey goalie plays the puck either off a teammate or to a member of the opposing team resulting in a goal.

That goalie pulled a Schoonover

by Schooner May 24, 2017

scronky

something that hits the window after a violent sneeze

An example atchoo......splat

by Paul December 25, 2003

Schooner Bum

A person who perceives him/herself as a savvy sailor and seafarer when in reality they have very little knowledge of the water. Mainly working for little to no pay pulling lines on big remakes of historic sailing vessels for the pleasure of tourists.

Enjoy Tom Waits, carharts, rum, and anchor tattoos- and do not seem to understand that being called a “Schooner Bum” is indeed an insult and implies your inability to get a real job.

Joe - "why is that girl wearing flannel and work pants and challenging all of us to arm wrestle her?"

Dave - "Because Joe, she's a schooner bum."

by Place mat September 28, 2011

Scoon

The combination of a scum-bag and a goon. Someone who is tall, skinny and goofy, who likes to scum others by lying, cheating or stealing.

The un-athletic looking scoon just hustled me in racquetball, I lost 200 bucks!

by Nick Zuckerman December 2, 2010

scoon

1)Word used by east asians when trying to say school.
2)Word used by east asians when trying to say spoon.

Mr.Karihati, upset that the school cafeteria had no spoons yelled, "why this scoon have no scoons."

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

schooned

A variation on the pawned, p00ned and powned, however is used by the upper classes.

"Good sir, you just got schooned."
"Oh drat."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

Prairie Scooner

Similar to a covered wagon. A scooner is a small boat, therefore a prairie scooner is a small covered wagon. The waves of the grass on the plains were such a simulation to ocean waves that people actually got seasick.

"A caravan of "prairie scooners" are coming our way over yonder".

by J-Dog23 October 3, 2007