Skip to main content

Jay-Scheme

Jay-Scheme or Jason-Scheme is the exact opposite of a Ponzi-scheme.
It is a legal investment or selling operation in which the seller pays for the customer's discounts with his/her own money.
The Jay scheme usually collapses within itself due to the fact that the seller is unable to sustain financial stability.
It can also collapse due to legal authorities taking action by administratively dissolving such a company for its inability to file for tax return.
"Yo did you hear about Tom selling that vinyl he bought for $5 to some guy on ebay for only $2?"
Yea he totally pulled a Jay-Scheme on that one !
by NickThePrick7 October 28, 2011
mugGet the Jay-Scheme mug.

scurfy scramble

a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.

the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?

>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
by elemental May 7, 2005
mugGet the scurfy scramble mug.
Related Words

scrambler

A drug runner; A drug courier; especially from DelMarVa area of the East Coast
Scrambler comes here once a month to provide us with llello
by Conrad July 26, 2003
mugGet the scrambler mug.

scemocore

Scemocore is appropriately named because it describes people that are a mash of scene, emo, and hardcore. Scene qualities often seen are the hair and attire of scene kids. The emo part simply states that these scemocores are sometimes depressed and over-emotional. And lastly the hardcore aspect is the toughness, raving, piercings and occasional bursts of hardcore dancing. Scemocores tend to differ amongst eachother, as they pull more strongly from certain bases than others. Also, according to each one's beliefs, you'll find that some are straightedge while others partake in drugs and alcohol.
Scene + Emo + Hardcore = Scemocore
by magicXXrocketshipp October 12, 2006
mugGet the scemocore mug.

Scheming

Scheming is a ingenious way to out maneuver and out wit many minds in advancing devious goals without detection. This can be performed by either one person or by an elite group of schemers. Scheming is an art form. It is art because scheming can be carried out in any possible way at any possible time. If your not sure you've been schemed, than it has been properly done on you. Scheming is usually done to lessen heads from certain activities: smoking some tasty haze
"Jenna realized she was schemed when she found herself alone and the group gone with the spliff"

"Be careful of 123 C and their nonresidents, they may seem cool...but their all scheming bastards"

"Was that scheming or some ninja work?"
by 3rd June 12, 2006
mugGet the Scheming mug.

scemo

The Italian word for "idiot". (fem. = scema)
I can't believe you got all those questions wrong. Tu sei scemo!
mugGet the scemo mug.

Schemantic

Cross between the words: 'Semantic' & 'Schematic'

Semantic:
- noun (used with a singular verb) 1. Linguistics. a. the study of meaning.

b. the study of linguistic development by classifying and examining changes in meaning and form.

2. Also called significs. the branch of semiotics dealing with the relations between signs and what they denote.

3. the meaning, or an interpretation of the meaning, of a word, sign, sentence, etc.: Let's not argue about semantics.

4. general semantics.

Schematic:
- adjective 1. pertaining to or of the nature of a schema, diagram, or scheme; diagrammatic.

–noun 2. a diagram, plan, or drawing: Read the schematic before attempting any repairs.

Ergo, the word 'Schemantic' is a personal interpretation of pictures, designs, drawings etc.; descriptions containing 'slang' overtures.
Schemantic: TBA
by CanuckyDucky June 28, 2009
mugGet the Schemantic mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email