Sasquatch crotch

The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.

The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Sasquatch Fuck

A girl who sneeks out of her house to fuck a guy in the woods.

Jerry:Man Kristy, you have nothing on Joy back in the day she sasquatch fucked all kinds of niggah's.
Kristy:No shit! She teaches my kids in preschool!

by Krazy Kristy aka Miss Mcgee January 24, 2009

sasquatch school of beast masters

when a person is seen on the street that is so fat people assume that all fat people must go to the same school

megan was about 170 lbs at the tender age of 13, she must have been attending the sasquatch school of beast masters

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

Sasquatch Apparel

Steezin' Clothing.

myspace.com/sasquatchskierappco

Is that Sasquatch Apparel?

Most definitely is Sasquatch Apparel.

by Benji5150 March 22, 2009

[sasquatch screw]

Getting dressed up in a Sasquatch outfit, kinda like a furry and fucking a woman from behind making sasquatch like howl's

Joey's roommate Andy gave Bridget a sasquatch screw last night, the howling keep him up all night.

by fitzdogg December 14, 2010

Sasquatch Kid

aka Sassy, He is the kid of the group (if hes even in a group) that is the loser that nobody likes but, is kept around for the soul purpose of making fun of him. The Sasquatch kid is Justin Bieber like in appearence, likes to stalk people via GPS, and Says catch phases like "a fuck you" "wow asshole" "hey ass wipe" and the ever so famous "you jew". The Sasquatch Kid is also a major troll bait cuz he doesnt get most inside jokes or jokes at all for that matter. On the Internet the Sasquatch Kid will appear Gaiafagish in a way with his ";-_-" anime Emoticon. Coming in contact with a Sasquatch Kid can and will result in.. IQ loss, herpes, internet tom foolery, Bieber fever, the need to kill ones self or others, super herpes, and the loss of puppy. Oh yeah, he also likes to eat puppies. And or pee on them too.

xanthe: omg!
perry: what?
xanthe: is that a gay teal greenish bike?
perry: ah horse crap! here comes that kid sassy again.
xanthe: we have to protect the puppy!!
perry: agreed!
Sasquatch Kid: hey you jews, i tracked you via GPS.
perry: wow! gee much?
xanthe: Zing! LOL
Sasquatch Kid: WOW asshole! ;-_-
R: go away no one likes you. roar! roar! roar!

by perryEB February 21, 2011

Sasquatch Patch

A hairy vagina.

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 March 10, 2012