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Stanford

Every girl's favorite accessory - a gay male friend she can call up to do lunch or go shopping when her girlfriends cancel.

Derived from the television series Sex and the City, in which Carrie Bradshaw's gay accessory was named Stanford Blatch.
Can't make lunch, be-otch - where's your Stanford at?
by 47texts March 27, 2011
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salford

BAD Ass place full of BIFTA BUSTERZ
full of sickos yessssssssssssss iiiiiiiii

salford madness
by biffy busta January 6, 2008
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Salfordian

A bad boy/girl from the baddest place in MANCHESTER. PLUS Salford is in Greater Manchester so technically Salfordians are Mancs, plus the whole Madchester music craze started off in Little Hulton, Salford so without us Manchester would be nowhere. Salford is also a conurbation of Manchester as well. MANCS AND SALFORDIANS RULE
by SALFORDIAN December 3, 2003
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Stanford University

An evil bastion of California conservatism. Condoleezza Rice used to teach Political Science there.

Their art museum is quite nice though.
"It took me FOREVER to find parking at Stanford University!"
by Tzeentch February 15, 2005
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Charles Stanford

Awesome, super sexy and a massive sex machine. Usually has a huge cock and is alot of fun.
girl 1: wow is she fucking Charles Stanford
girl 2: Yeah im so jealous
girl 1: so am i
by ioputy121 July 24, 2011
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Stanford

Student # 4056: I'm applying to stanford, and an admission officier is viewing this right now!

Student's Friend: You can't get into stanford!

Student # 4056: Your mother.
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Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.
Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.
by Rob May 13, 2005
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