Ruben

A weird ass man who has a fascination with fucking bunnies

“That boy is an absolute Ruben, did you see the way he was looking at my bunny”

by chickentenders29238 November 22, 2021

A Ruben

When understanding a lesson but later don't understand but then quickly understand in a comedic way

Friend: Oh i get it now :D

*doing homework: Huh? What!? This doesn't make sense!!!
5mins later: OH THAT! GODDAMMIT i just did a Ruben

by Chibbyjonny November 18, 2011

Ruben Dance

A simple dance move that can be done in place or in short lunges -- allowing you to move across the dance floor without breaking stride. Easily distinguished by its hip-thrusts.

"Why does everyone know about the Ruben Dance!?"

by Lasant November 14, 2009

being a Ruben

being a complete; asshole, disregarding everyone's safety, taking 4 hours to do something that takes 10 minutes, not quarantining after travel to covid lock down states, not being able to complete a simple task, shopping at dollar tree for everyday meals

Tom was being a Ruben while dropping off his over time slip not returning till several hours later.

by John Dugan December 7, 2020

Ruben

A guy that can be very very gay
He helps you with anything even your relationships he’s a good friend perhaps a best friend when you are close be there for him he’ll be there for u

“That’s my friend Ruben!”
“He’s gay thou”
“idfk he’s still my friend”

by smexy_t4ylor December 4, 2021

Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel

The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad

by wrubens August 18, 2006

reubenesque

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Fat Face.

She has a reubenesque face.

by xzybit July 23, 2004