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returd

A combination of a RETARD and a TURD
person 1: Hi guys i cant wait for this upcoming biology test!

person 2: Shut up, returd
by gibzzz March 27, 2007
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Returd

"Stop, being a returd and take your medication!"
by Peckerama April 4, 2008
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Rotaract

Rotaract is a Rotary-sponsored service club for young men and women ages 18 to 30. Rotaract clubs are either community or university based, and they’re sponsored by a local Rotary club. This makes them true "partners in service" and key members of the family of Rotary.

As one of Rotary’s most significant and fastest-growing service programs, with more than 7,000 clubs in about 163 countries and geographical areas, Rotaract has become a worldwide phenomenon.
"Rotaractor's engage their local and international communities through a range of social, professional and community based activities and events"

Rotary International
by RotaractDU February 4, 2010
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Return of the Jedi

noun: A variant on the "Alaskan Pipeline." (Which is when one takes a shit in a condom, lets it freeze over night, and then proceed to masturbate with it.)
The Return of the Jedi implies pleasuring oneself with the pipeline and then squeezing the frosty turd out of the condom and into a person's asshole; allowing it to thaw and then shitting it out again.
"Man, this broad I had sex with last night was such a freak. Not only did she want to do the Alaskan pipeline, but then she wanted the Return of the Jedi too!"
by heylookitsmarco2 February 6, 2009
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Hannah O'Rourke

Hannah O'Rourke is the best at everything, art, dance, and drawing & more. She is amazing + Beats everyone at everything

Everyone loves her and she is absolutely gorgeous with the best hair.
"Have you seen Hannah O'Rourke?"

"Yes she's fucking hot!"
by playdoisawesome August 22, 2011
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returded

A word to describe someone who has fallen onto some dog turd and accidently swallowed some... thus putting them in a coma for 6 weeks and rendering them a retard for the rest of their life.
"I'm really returded, fell in a dog turd when I was five and now I pay people to drink my drinks, and then buy another one"
by foxwoot September 19, 2006
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Rotundesque

Ro-tun-desque'
adj.

From the Latin "Rotundus" and the Italian suffix "-esco";

Can describe a positive or a negative view of one's extremities, or the largety of an objects dimensions, with a hint of admiration and hilarity.
- "Rosie's tits are rotundesque."

- "That mule has a rotundesque ball sack"

- "Mrs O'Mannie has a rotundesqe fanny!"
by Mr Roger Bowie August 17, 2005
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