Rootard

(wroo-tāřd) n. An angry australian man who spends his days and nights on a drug fueled rant in the mocospace news and politics forum. Common topics of interest include China, ameritards, Heath Ledger, pommy drongos, Kim Jong Il, one child law soup and communism. The Rootard's drug fueled obsession with American foreign policy often leads to him touting the virtues of Communist China. But even when faced with facts of China's horrible human rights violations, a rootard will invariably turn the subject to that of American foreign policies. When posed with the question of why he doesn't live in China, the rootard will inevitably fly into a tangent about how if he could live there he would in a second and often uses his standard adage "I wouldn't live in the United States, even if you paid me a million dollars."

Silly rootard, chopsticks are for chinks!

by SuD0N1m July 14, 2011

rooter

A particular strain of male white trash, centered around Homer City, Pennsylvania. They are often seen with cans of Cope in their back pockets. The female variety are called called "Rooter-Chicks."

Ex: Check out the rooter with the wallet chain and JNCO jeans.

Ex: Look at that murder of rooters on their way to an ICP concert.

by RKolman January 21, 2010

square root of sweet fuck all

Even less than sweet fuck all.

1: I've got about the square root of sweet fuck all beer in this place.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

eat my root

To perform falacio on a male. Commonly used by people who live in Dundalk,MD

I had this chick from Turner Station eat my root the other day and I wound up with herpes.

by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

The Root Of All Evil

A debate television show hosted by Lewis Black which is played on Comedy Central. It takes two topics, and has two low-brow washed up comedians (like Greg Geraldo) argue about which is the worse of the two. While Lewis Black is the supposed star of this series, for the first 20 minutes of the show (need I remind you it's a 30 minute show) he only makes appearances by grinning at obviously unfunny jokes and looking at the screen.

The series was launched off with a decent topic, "Beer vs. Weed". Just after that, the topics started getting stupider and stupider, such as "Kim Jong Il vs. Tila Tequila" or "Las Vegas vs. The Human Body". At this rate a new season will be extremely unlikely, and it's cancellation is imminent.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna watch The Root Of All Evil tonight?"

Person 2: Nah, I think their idea of "George Bush vs. Bread" is too cliche.

by Alex The Redeemer May 4, 2008

ben roethlisberger

A type of sex that you perform with a drunk girl in a public restroom.

Hey watch the bathroom man, make sure nobody goes in there. I'm about to Ben Roethlisberger this hot piece of ass in there.

by pk2723 April 11, 2010

root beer

A really good soda made from roots of trees.

He had a coke, I had a root beer.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003