roidos

Any of the gym going steroid abusing club frequenting Tapout shirt wearing loud talking obnoxious city dwelling populace. Roidos are similar to Guidos in most aspects, except one sharp difference: roidos do not claim any sort of cultural heritage overtly except for possibly gym and club "culture", while guidos are exclusive to the Italian culture and indigenous to the Greater New Jersey/ Long Island/ Staten Island region. While most frequently spotted in urban areas, Roidos can exist in ANY region, be it urban or rural, as long as they have access to steroids, a gym, and a club to "lay the mack down on some college bitches". They are also charicterized by shit talking, quick tempers, and getting their asses handed to them by bikers, homeless men, and real martial artists for talking shit while roided up.

Origin:
from the www.12ozprophet.com forums

QUOTE=TreSixO;6360802yeah i guess i meant guidos more than hipsters, but they arent really guidos because they arent all overly italian down south.

hipsters on roids isnt exactly right because they dont wear those girl pants and listen to wack ass lame crying rock.

i dont know what to call them, but you know the type, they rock those stripey ass shirts. imma call them Roidos./QUOTE

I was at the club last night and a crew of <i>roidos</i> were doing blow in the bathroom rocking the same stripey shirts talking about their "training programs".

by Wonk Saggin May 9, 2008

roidrump

One who has the biggest booty of all. Top of the MPs. AKA StegASSurus is a genus of an armored dinosaur with the thickest of asses. Fossils of this genus date to the Late Jurassic period, where they are found in Kimmeridgian to early Tithonian aged strata, between 155 and 150 million years ago, in the western United States and Portugal.

You nubs better watch out and get in the bilge, ol' roidrump is out for blood!

by bdizzle1986 August 7, 2017

Roids

Another word for steroids

that dumbass stupid fuckin roid-head football player

by SlasheR September 26, 2003

roidger

Roger Clemen's nickname after the release of the Mitchell Report, do to the fact that he did steroids.

"I doubt that roidger will get into the hall now."

by hebrewhammersteiner January 14, 2008

roidhead

a head increased in size because of the use of steroids

barry bonds is a roidhead.

by jim s. July 28, 2006

roided

Someone who takes steroids (Cameron Thompson)

Oi mate you look well roided

by Roided February 15, 2018

roids

A shortened term for anabolic steroids, a hormone group injected into the bloodstream that rapidly increases the rate of tissue growth, particularly muscle. Roid usage is most common amongst younger athletes and wannabe bodybuilders with no brains, no patience, no dedication, and no actual strength. Those who use roids literally trade their balls for fast muscle growth, as if taking years off their lives was not enough.

Side effects of steroids include acne, rise in blood pressure, anger (roid rage), liver and kidney damage, the "frankenstein" look (large head), and, of course, the infamous shrunken dried-up testicles.

Instead of being a real man by working hard, eating right, and being dedicated, Roger decided to cheat and use roids. He was diesel in a few weeks, but couldn't take off his shirt because of his horrible bacne problem, and couldn't bang any of the chicks he met because he can't get it up anymore. Now he's pretty much back where he started. Way to go, Roger.

by Chernorizets Hrabr January 4, 2007