Blue Romney

The act of shoving a beer bottle up an individual's anus, base first.

Dude, I thought my girl was a freak but last night she proved it with a Blue Romney.

by R. Sauers September 3, 2012

A Romney

The amount of time (approx. 3 1/2 hrs) that it takes a famous politician to change their mind on something.

Not to be confused with romney

"I've been stuck in line for A Romney"
"Send them to bed in A Romney or two"

by joethehermit June 10, 2012

clit romney

Simpley put, Mitt Romney is "Clit Romney"

Man dude you pulled a "Clit Romney" picking on that fat white handi cap kid and all ...

by Club May 20, 2016

New Romney

Small town in Kent that mainly consists of miserable old cunts, crackheads, weed-smoking kids and the odd homeless fella sat at Sainsbury's.

Person 1: Where you going later?
Person 2: New romney mate.

Person 1: Fuck that you'll probably get shanked up by some crackhead!
Person 2: You only live once!

by Martin Sweeney November 18, 2018

Caesar Rodney

A large pizza from domino's that contains just ranch and dough.

Shitler: The Caesar Rodney is on the way

by An Apostle of Future May 1, 2022

The Mitt Romney

When you ejaculate on 47% of your lovers face.

I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'

I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.

My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.

by RoyCoup November 14, 2012

pulling a rooney

To leave your friends to meet a secret lover.

A - Hey where's John?
B - Oh he's off pulling a rooney.
A - Damn, he's in love with that girl.

by kdizzledawg November 19, 2014