righteous bibble

a three part book about how the world began and ended in the eyes of my friend while she was taking midol. (also how things came to be)
the god in the bibble is jiblet rice

in the righteous bibble it tells how humans were created.

by inouluvme April 10, 2009

righteous

Hott; a shortened form of "righteously hot"; very attractive; blazing

"Dude, did you see that blonde that just walked by?"
"Yeah, she was so righteous!"

"Natalie Portman is so righteous, I would kiss a dude to spend a night with her!"
"Bro, she is totally blazing."

by FlowSThead August 7, 2009

Righteousize

To make something justifiable or right. Making something seem okay or alright to do or say when it is not.

You were acting like an idiot when you were wasted last night. Don't try to righteousize it.

You can't righteousize the fact that you drank all of my beer and didn't even leave me one.

by Islander Greg February 24, 2010

Rightiousiti

Pronoun. People who are a clich of divine people who do what is right. People like the illuminati, but in Christian institutions.

The rightiousiti decided to evangelize a little more contemporary than they had been doing as to try to be more effective in their works while maintaining a more dignified lifestyle from now on.

by TrueBlueHue1 December 5, 2023

Righteous Bubba

One who lacks the critical thinking skills to see beyond one's own prejudices; an inept thinker with a sense of irony in naming himself

The critic of Jonah Goldberg's book is a Righteous Bubba

by Self-Righteous Bubba August 5, 2009

righteous heartache

Someone who breaks peoples hearts unintentionally, or can't help doing it.

Guy: My girlfriend just left me for no reason, she says she's really sorry.

Other guy: Wow, she's such a righteous heartache.

by apreacherman November 17, 2013

rightie

A male who uses their right hand to masturbate

Guy 1: I have a date with my right hand tonight.

Guy 2: oh so you're a rightie

by Walker230 November 13, 2015